2011.09.02

The baddest mother fucker that ever lived and to have walked this Earth. One of the most balle-rific players of all time! OF ALL TIME! He CRUSHES his opponents. People say, he beats people only with "abusive T_T" timing pushes. Waah waah wahh. It's not his fault people cannot even stay 10 minutes into the game with him. It's like when Pacquiao KOed Ricky Hatton in 2 rounds. "LOL sorry guys ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I tried to make it interesting and long, but he died." His ability to read his opponent: "Oh hai. You have a bunker on your ramp? Let me just walk around it." Void ray busts on poor defenseless Terrans who can't even win against him despite how overpowered their race is. So spectacular.

Sure, he didn't do too well in the beginning. There was lots of hype over this player when he started playing Starcraft 2. The only ex-BW pro that had recent success in Brood War and transitioned over. But he met expectation by being the first Protoss champion and first two time champion of GSL. Over time, he showed he can play a long macro game and flawlessly too! MC vs Puma at NASL was the pinacle of Starcraft 2. Until Puma learned 111 was imba. Seriously, IEM Grand Final... freaking travesty. And best of all, his butchered English bring many, many, amusement to foreign fans as well as the over the top bravado; blurring the lines between pro-wrestling and pro-gaming. Please milk us more Idra tears.

Also, he's slightly chubby. Lose some weight!

I hope you enjoyed my in-depth analysis.